Today I realised something...my salary is like really bad sex. Deposites are made but then withdrawn much too soon. And I am left feeling unsatisfied...
Money and sex walk hand in hand, connecting with each other in an instant .... but a bank balance will suffer, just as the needs of a woman, should they attract a low rate of interest!
I don't think money and sex go hand in hand...I have a lousy bank account but my sexlife is great. ;) And I'd rather have that than the other way around...
Aaahhh ... i see the problembo ..*ler*.. perhaps u need to get access to ur bf's bank account, either that or maybe trade him in for ...hmmm ... dare i say it ... a 'more endowed' one!! ... then you can have it both ways!! WhooHoo!
Money and sex often engage, connecting with each other in an instant .... but a bank balance will suffer, as will the needs of a woman should they attract a low rate of interest!
Money and sex walk hand in hand, connecting with each other in an instant .... but a bank balance will suffer, just as the needs of a woman, should they attract a low rate of interest!
ReplyDeleteI don't think money and sex go hand in hand...I have a lousy bank account but my sexlife is great. ;) And I'd rather have that than the other way around...
ReplyDeleteAaahhh ... i see the problembo ..*ler*.. perhaps u need to get access to ur bf's bank account, either that or maybe trade him in for ...hmmm ... dare i say it ... a 'more endowed' one!! ... then you can have it both ways!! WhooHoo!
ReplyDelete*ducks for cover while bellyache laughing*
Is this any better Ms Mom??
ReplyDeleteMoney and sex often engage, connecting with each other in an instant .... but a bank balance will suffer, as will the needs of a woman should they attract a low rate of interest!