Sometimes I feel it must be a mistake that I am a woman. I don't like any of the chores at home...find no pride in being a "good housewife". And I pretty much suck at most of the things housewifes should be good at: ironing, cleaning, gardening and sewing. It bores the hell out of me and I just wish I had enough money to hire a maid. When I was on maternityl eave with my kids I got bored...love them dearly...but I got bored. I need to work. Love my work, so it is not about being lazy.
Another indication that I might be a man is that I whine a lot when I got a cold. I got sick Monday this week, been complaining a lot. Poor me, poor kids and poor boyfriend. :(
But - I don't want to switch. I want to have boobs, wear womens clothing, use lingerie, not have to bother about technical stuff and have the perrogative to change my mind whenever I feel like it. ;)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I had to go out and buy some new towels the other day, cause they were all in the wash; had to 'break out' the spare dinner set, couldn't wash-up cause dishwasher was full; had to search through the unfolded ironing for undies this morning, just gotta wear clean undies; cant find my way to the garage anymore, the weeds have hidden the path; cut my finger opening a tin last week, 'Oh boy' it was a 'moanfest' .... but complain, no not me - never, cause men just have it so goooood *smile*
ReplyDeleteSo i fully understand how u feel Ms Mom ... funny bout that, eh!
Mr Dad
Well Mr Dad, I know that you are in very good touch with your feminine side. Are you and I a new breed? Evolving into a new sex "the neither/nor sex"??? Would be quite natural if it happened, right? After all things do change all the time...like it or not. *winks*
ReplyDeleteWell if you feel like a man i should be wearing a skirt coz i enjoy all the things you dislike but also enjoy all the bloke things aswell
ReplyDelete"the neither/nor sex"??
ReplyDeleteDon't u mean the either/or sex?? I can't imagine being 'no sex' at all ... i know that logic dictates that two negatives make a positive ... but can one have 'logical sex'??? ... ive heard of 'hot sex'; 'loving sex'; 'fake sex'; 'dominant/submissive sex' and just plain old 'sex' ... u know the one i mean? *smile*
Are we a new breed?? Oooh i suspect not, human beings have been around a while now .. i am sure that we are not the only ones who fail dismally in domestic duties *leende*